Megan Fox is a nutcase..AND THE COOLEST CHICK EVER!

I'm reading a blog where they have Megan's Fox 10 most outrageous quotes. I've never paid attention to this chick before until Drake mentioned her as one of his crushes (grrrr to him) but after reading these quotes, I'm convinced she is the coolest celebrity ever! I'm in tears!

Read a few. 

Megan Fox on Her ‘Brian’ Tattoo”
I wouldn’t regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.”
- FHM, June 2007

Megan Fox On Vocabulary
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”
- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

LMFAOOO

Megan Fox on High School Musical
“Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.
- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

lmfao my god. This made my night.