Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Ummm stop stalking me.

A week ago, not too sure of the exact date I was walking down a certain busy street. I'm not going to state which street because we all know that the Internet is full of weirdos! But as I was walking down the busy street, with my ear phones on, listening to Danity Kane (yes I even remembered who I was listening to at the time) I feel a light tap on my shoulder. At first I was going to ignore the tap but the traffic light had just turned green and the person was standing right beside me. So instead of pretending that I didn't feel a thing, I turn around to see a guy about my height smiling at me. What do I do? Roll my eyes and curse him for interrupting my Danity Kane or look at him in disgust and turn my head. None of the above were my actions. I'm polite and so the polite thing to do was to flash a smile back. Mistake number 1. By smiling back he thought it was an invitation that I wanted to converse with him. He gestured that I take my earphones off, not getting the hint I was at all interested in what he had to say. So what do I do? Continue to listen to Danity Kane and walk off as if he never mean to gain my attention or snap my fingers, add in an eye roll and yell "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INTERRUPTED MY DANITY KANE!!" None of thee above. Instead being the polite young lady that I am I took my ear phones off. Mistake number 2. Wait...wait! I only took one out, so that is actually mistake number 1 1/2! So anyway as we're walking, he is talking. As I sit here, I'm trying to remember all that we've talked about....Fail. I don't remember one thing expect the "do you have a man" question. I simply answered his question by saying "I don't do boyfriends" and while I tried to leave it at that he continued. As he spoke, I half nodded my head, try to smile knowing that it was a strain and act as if I was at all interested in what he had to say. Because I wasn't paying too much attention to what he was saying some how I ended up giving him my phone number!!!!!! Yucky!

Now it's a week later and he has called countless time, of course I haven't picked up. I'm famous for giving people my number and have no desire to pick up the phone when they actually do call, until yesterday. He sneak attacked me with a text message. I always answer my text messages, especially if I don't know who it is because I didn't save his number he caught me!!!

HIM: Wat up baby girl?
ME: Who is this?
HIM: Daewon...i seen ya pretty self in front of Mickey D'z on saturday...remember?
ME: Ohh I remember haha. Can I hit u back up later? My favorite show is on lol
HIM: KK...but call me hun. i'm bout 2 watch sum tv 2

.....3 hours later
HIM: Damn hun...u 4got about me?

.....this afternoon

HIM: Ok...do u wanna talk 2 me or not? Cuz u gave me ur #..now i'm confused


I never texted him back and by that he won't be confused anymore. I'm not interested dude!!!! Leave me the hell alone!!!

Lesson to self: Stop giving random scary dude your phone number!

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