the Premium P.

For a month I've been addicted this is blog http://www.lostinthewillderness.com/. His name is Will and Will is pure genius. I kid you not. I don't know him personally in fact I never commented his blog but I do read his blog on a regular. So if you're ready to be entertain, ready for some insight on certain situations check out his blog. I promise you will not be disappointed. You may even become an addict like myself.

Again here is the link http://www.lostinthewillderness.com/

I was checking out his latest when I came across a post about remaining friends with your ex's or cutting them completely off, I won't get into that but while reading that, an informative piece of scripture jumped out at me and that was the insight on the Premium P.

You're probably asking yourself what the hell is the "the Premium P". I won't bore you with my analysis, nope. Instead I'm going to quote straight from Will's blog.

"This my friend is what I classify as the Premium P (Penis/Poon tang)"

-Will

Brilliant right? I know. He then goes on to explain how you're suppose to treat you Premium P. And again I'll quote from the blog

"Here we go...You need to treat your P like its some Premium shit. Respect and care for it. Feed it nothing but the finest foods, that means dine in steaks and lobsters, no dirty fat quick fixes like Mickey D's and KFC. Thats how you P gets sick. Be careful where you take it and keep it in good health...dont be crawling into scary places where savage scabs exist! Im telling you. Dont fuck around (literally!)You gotta think of it like Premium goods at the market. Your P aint the eye level of the rack type shit, nah, this is some top of the shelf 'ask for assistance', in the glass box type shit. This is some holiday P. You cant just be an anybody walk up and say, 'Yo, I want me some Premium P today.' Nah b, earn your stripes, collect some badges, holla at a playa when you collect all 30. This is some gold foiled, imported, luxurious top of the line shit.Ladies and fella's, treat your P like it means something! Dont be dishing it around like its some charity going on, at least if it was charity, make sure its a good cause!"

-Will

I told you. This guy is genius!

This is the method that every parent should teach their children when the conversation about sex is bought up.

Great job Will. You don't know it yet but you have easily became my favorite philosopher.